"i can't believe my butt got kicked by one piece of pizza" -Robyn

"why are we taking pictures in bed?" -Robyn

"i'd be a ho if i wasn't willing at all" -Kat

"i learned how to have sex from cookies" -Robyn

"we are talking about your mom, and by mom i mean stu's mom" -Robyn

"My cup runneth over, the Lord hath sent me to entertain" -Robyn

"don't say plutonium around the iranian" -Abe

"actually, to be called a molester is a nice change of pace, im used to being called a terrorist" -Abe

"Kathryn...my jacket...respect it!!" -Robyn

"Chloe used to lick; i used to lick her back" -Abe

"roll, the hell, tide" -Robyn

"don't touch my hand like we are lovers" -Robyn (to Kat)