this is what happens when you let us out late at night and there are schweaty rumps about
.-. stu

they call me schweaty rumpenstein; i will live in infamy
.-. stu

"I just took a picture of the best ice cream in the world with a snake sticking out of it!" - Misty Bell

"That's a trunk. Look, there's his little peanut sniffer." - Robyn

"I think I'm the only girl in the history of the world to be mad that I have boobs." robyn

"I'm going to turn Chinese and drink water and eat rice and watch my boobs shrink." robyn

"I have the feeling that since I'm the foot, I'm going to stay the foot." robyn

"And if I dressed slutty, I'd have hairy cleavage." abe

"You once were a foot, but now you're Switzerland." misty

"I actually have a hidden Scooby Doo deck in my pants." misty

"I'm just scum (multiple times with dancing.)" abe

"Hug? No sixes. No sixes. The sixes are in my ear." abe

"Abe, I'm getting tired... WRITE." kat

"I've got a really footy hand." robyn

"Want to go to sleep on the couch, so we can draw faces on your face?" robyn

i am a butch bird and i can beat the crap outta anybody. that's why i'm the vice president.
.-. stu

you can always rub the bottom of my lobes.
.-. stu

my sausage just squirted on me (when speaking of a process meat product)
.-. misty bell

"if i didn't do cocaine i'd be fat" - Daniel