"we are culturally infused with the fat man. ho ho ho man, ho frickin ho baby" -Robyn

"that's gross, let me rub spiderman all over my body" -Robyn

"Get over here and sniff me; I smell awful." robyn

"Your story about a shower inspired me to take a bubble bath." robyn

"That's one of the three ways a girl can control a guy: scratch his head, feed him food, and... um, nevermind." robyn

"You call me a punk, and I have cramps in my fingers." abe

"It told me i have a secret admirer, but i don't have enough banananas or something like that." abe

"That's not a fortune; it talks about ants." abe

"I just dribbled on my pants." - Abe

"Just go in my room and drop it...I mean your pants." - Jessi

"I didn't threaten the couch, I didn't even speak to it." - Abe

"I like tasteful nudity in pictures and art." -Candice on nudity